The Beverly Hoverbillies
Come and listen to a story about a spacer named Jed
A poor astronaut, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he’s shootin’ fleebnorks for some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said the Moonbase is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Planet, that is.
Asteroids, Blacktron figs.
The Beverly Hoverbillies!